It has been a wonderful day with good food, a nap, and no phone calls. I was just telling Lynda how nice it is to not be tired!
When I have a little rest, I become reflective and try to review things, and perhaps address a thought I had to leave by the wayside because things were just too busy at the time.
I'm thinking about a comment someone left me, accusing me of thinking about spanking every woman I see (or something like that).
After giving it serious contemplation, I've decided this is untrue and quite unfair. There are females in this world that I respect too much to objectify in this fashion. Take for instance my good friend, Griselda, for whom I am truly thankful. She is commanding but gentle, tender but tough, and wise beyond her years. The thought that she needs to be spanked would never ever occur to me, and I would never, ever, EVER entertain the notion of doing so against her will.
I don't usually do this, but I want to share her image with you. Just one glimpse of her fair countenance will show you why I would never suggest she be spanked.
Ready?
Wait for it....
Some things are just wrong!
Wishing you a beautiful day.
LOL! :) OK, yep. That's it. You are indeed certifiable! I am thankful for my fellow blogger Mick who retains his quirky but reliable sense of humor! Happy Thanksgiving to both you and Lynda!
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ha ha ha! I think she could get the best of you...it would be pretty hard holding that one down!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha that was a good one!
ReplyDeleteIts good to know you don't want to spank EVERY bottom! LOL.
Happy Thanksgiving! :-)
LOL, brilliant, Mick!!! xxx
ReplyDeleteLOL very funny ;) happy thanksgiving, i dont celebrate it where i come from, but i do have a lot in my life to be thankful for :)
ReplyDeletehope you and all my fellow bloggers have had a good day
love and hugs kiwi xxx
You CRACK me up. ;)
ReplyDeleteSara, I'm glad to know that I'm not practicing humor without certification.
ReplyDeleteAshley, I'm man enough to agree that I'm not man enough to spank that bottom!
Audra, well no, not EVERY bottom.
Daisychain, thanks.
kiwigirliegirl,thank you and I hope today is a good one for you, as well.
Stormy, everybody's a comedian these days.
That was great!!!!, LOL
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That's it.Never, ever going to ask again 'Does my bum look big in this '.Sarah,LD,UK
ReplyDeleteLOL Mick, brilliant. Glad you had a wonderful day.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
OMG - That did make me laugh - and I needed a good laugh. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteLaura, glad you liked it.
ReplyDeleteSarah, that's good because from the man's perspective, there's probably not a good answer.
Ronnie, always interested in showing off the old IQ
Lasey, happy to share the laugh, sorry you felt the need for one.
LOL!!! You've successfully drawn me out of lurkerdom to respond - delightful!!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, welcome! Griselda will be pleased!
ReplyDeleteHaha, did not see that coming! I think Griselda pulled me out of lurking too!
ReplyDeleteYou are a silly man Mick. How much wine did you have with that turkey dinner?
ReplyDeleteJust FYI, I used to know a rhino animal handler at a zoo. Apparantly rhinos are very rough and goudge each other with their horns during "intimate" times. I've seen pictures afterwards and they are all cut up and look horrid. Sorry if this is more info than you wanted to know about rhino's.
You are wise man to treat Griselda with he upmost respect.
Eleganz, welcome! Never underestimate the appeal of Grizelda!
ReplyDeleteSerenity, how much wine? Not enough! You think rhinos are rough? My Aunt Bertha and Uncle Orville would.... wait, that really would be too much information.
Do Aunt Bertha and Uncle Orville have a blog? I've stumbled upon a few that could be them.
ReplyDeleteToo funny and spoken (written)like a true man, Hoh or not.
ReplyDeleteHi Mick,
ReplyDeleteI really like your blog. I have some questions and I hope it is okay to ask them here. I'm a little embarrassed to ask these questions, so if they are too intimate...I apologize in advance and won't expect an answer. So, here goes (deep breath). I am a bit hesitant because I don't want to be rude. I am curious about the before and after of the first time you ever spanked Lynda. Had you planned out how it would go ahead of time, or did you just go with the flow? Were the mechanics awkward? Were you different with each other afterward? Was Lynda distant before or after? How did you avoid making her feel like a child? How did you figure out how hard to spank her? When you announced that it was going to happen, how did she respond? How did you feel before, during and after? When did you know that you were doing the right thing? Sorry there are so many questions, I'll stop now.
Dear anonymous, thank you for your questions. I'm working on a blog entry to address them so stay tuned today or tomorrow. I'll get it done as soon as I can.
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